Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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