I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
