I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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