Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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