Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Randomize
