I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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