glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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