It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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