She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
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