white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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