i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
We have so much sex to catch up on
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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