I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Still dying that you shit outside
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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