hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
Randomize
