Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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