it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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