Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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