So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Let's paint friendship bongs
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
I think I just scared the sex out of my booty call. He saw me at the grocery store using one of those "future mother" parking spots right next to the handicap ones. He just made eye contact and drove off. I regret my laziness.
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