member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
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