I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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