nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
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