so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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