she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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