new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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