id be glad to
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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