He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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