dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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