It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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