The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
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