Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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