so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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