It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Enjoy the penises
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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