that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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