North Korea, Best Korea!
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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