So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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