Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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