I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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