I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
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