it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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