I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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