He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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