Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
