Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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