Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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