we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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