Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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