either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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