When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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