Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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