were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Come see our sink grown plant.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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