are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
He told me he was 'pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
Like, dude. I'm already fucking you, you don't need to wax poetic.
Isn't he wasted enough that he might actually mean it and not just be trying to get you to fuck him without a condom?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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