just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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