My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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