1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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