"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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