office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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