the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Randomize
