so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
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