end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
She leaned in close to me, made eye contact, and seriously whispered "I will eat your soul with bacon bits." I want whatever drug she was on.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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