whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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