Sponge bath it is.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
